MercenaryBlood

       Adjusting your ironicly cool shades you looked around for the little shit.C'Mon where the fuck was he? "Dave!Got fuckin' mcdonald's." After hearing the sound of gurggleing you instantly looked up.Upon looking at such a badass but yet confuseing scene caused your poker face to crack.     Dave had been above you.On the celing fan.Latching onto the son-of-a-bitch like a chimp to it's mother.You only smirked,but on the inside you had been screaming at him with open arms ready to catch his ass. " You like it up there lil'man? Becouse I'm not helping you down." Dave made baby noises as if he was testing your parental instincts."Try it."